Score: 10

"Wow..."

submission: These Pancakes Are Tiny

date: October 18, 2009

I swear I have gotten that same response from waitresses... Not for insults with gratuitous profanity, but amazing anyway, captured perfectly.

Score: 2

"I'm all for animated porn but..."

submission: Hentai Quiz - 1

date: February 23, 2009

Why is all of the hentai/anime out there all the same? And really what I mean is, why is all of the hentai/anime on newgrounds all stuff that I have seen before, when I don't look for it any harder than a blind man looks at a naked woman's breasts?

Score: 1

"Its all been done before"

submission: Jigsaw Puzzle Game 67

date: February 23, 2009

A puzzle is fine and dandy, but you need to be able to progress. There should be unlockables based on completion or certain accomplishments. What I am saying is there need to be more pictures if you want to float an old idea in a new setting.

Score: 5

"This could have been much better"

submission: Shapes and Sizes

date: February 23, 2009

The animation was a 10 all the way, but its way to easy to call. One should also have used voices of a sort. Perhaps resubmit with a bit more work, maybe try to go series.

Score: 2

"Meh"

submission: NG Tutorials: B/P Pts

date: March 9, 2008

Some good information, but generally I think that a submission on how to cheat the system is less intelligent than reposting the same dumb crap. Also, you need a less ritating sound in the background.

Score: 1

"I'm sorry no"

submission: Halloween Headbobbin'

date: November 1, 2006

The first and formost reason for this thing suckinbg, is the fact that you asked for 5s, and secondly, that is way too long to wait (on crappy dial up) just to hear "this is halloween" and watch a punkin' bob its head.

Score: 8

"Well, there you have it"

submission: Ask Al: Babies

date: September 3, 2006

I just hope that I didn't come from texas. Pluh!

Score: 10

"I would have to agree with the previous"

submission: Link: The Adventure

date: February 24, 2006

"holy milkfart this makes the donut ride home for a smoke "

But I think that the previous review needed to mention batman as well.

Score: 10

"No, this is MY United States of Whatever"

submission: Whatever !1

date: February 17, 2006

Hell freakin' yeah... I loved the shit out of this, that part with the pool cue... Bloody Mah-Jik!

Score: 10

"MAn this was awesome!"

submission: Why Don't You Get a Job

date: February 17, 2006

This is one of my favortie music videos... But, I would like to make a coment to the author:

Instead of having toadstool telling the story from the oher side, I would sugest getting s different Princess Toadstool sprite and have her dating a goomba, turtle, or a hammer brother... or something, don't make mario out to be a bad guy in the eyes of someone else... because if the singer (which I will note in this video did change) was the same person, he would more than likly take the side of the one who "works his hands to the bone," I love all fo your music videos, you rivel evilzug, who is another one of those NES derivetive music video makers, but you two are at the top of the tree.